I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
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Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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