On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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