I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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