Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize
