I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
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I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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