i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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