i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
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