All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
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She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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