So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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