Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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