Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
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i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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