Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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