Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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