In the future we'll all be gay
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I just found a bag of teeth...
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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