just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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