Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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