oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
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If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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