he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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