i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
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i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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