Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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