I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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