I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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