She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
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No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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