she smelled like a LAN party
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
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I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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