My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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