Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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