She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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