You just made me feel so damn special
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
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What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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