The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
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Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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