Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out

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(425): View more from Washington

I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.

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(905): View more from Toronto

Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.

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(231): View more from Michigan

I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.

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(239): View more from Florida

You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.

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(713): View more from Texas

His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day

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(313): View more from Michigan

He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"

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