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(563): View more from Iowa

even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair

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(616): View more from Michigan

somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.

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(760): View more from California

Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty

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(224): View more from Illinois

Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal

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(503): View more from Oregon

I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.

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James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.

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(323): View more from California

what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?

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(801): View more from Utah

I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.

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