First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
What drink are we having for lunch?
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FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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