Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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