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(906): View more from Michigan

Midget sex pt 2 tonight

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(618): View more from Illinois

do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?

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(416): View more from Toronto

I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations

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(706): View more from Georgia

we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.

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(512): View more from Texas

Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.

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(226): View more from Ontario

This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.

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(512): View more from Texas

I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?

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