Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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