If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
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wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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