Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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