So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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