My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Who wears a wallet chain?!
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
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I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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