so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
look no pants
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
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well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
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I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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