I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
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Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
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Houston, we have a squirter
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
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