it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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