yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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