I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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