If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
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I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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