it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
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i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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