sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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