There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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