Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
FUCK WHALES
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
