How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I pour the whiskey from now on
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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