Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Vodka?
Forever.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
