My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
