Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
My ass is underappreciated
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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