Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
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On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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