Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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