theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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